Worst car-156

[Cool Jesus]

ColCol, would love to bump into you one day, always offering advise and never critical of anybody... love your work.
Oz3, totally agree with you. Each alfa i've picked up was the best of the worst when purchase and a litany of abuse and poor maintenacne by previous owners. I found garden hose stuck over the end of a spark plug/coil...WTF. A little TLC and bang a totally transformed vehicle...

Alfa81, i too had given some thought about glueing some sponge or magnet on the side cover to catch the metal. Having had to clean it out twice in less than a year, hmmm I think my daughter may be missing her timing with the clutch. Considering that is a quick 30min job, i felt i'd prefer to know how much of the gears are being chewed up so thought against the idea. If you do go ahead, if you have an old hard drive, they use the rare earth ceramic magnets, which are small/thin and super strong...

[colcol]

Hear what you are saying Alfa 81, i have also had a fair share of problems with the manual box in my 156, they include,
1. On about 3 occasions, when drag racing at the lights, i have beaten the 2nd gear synchro and fluffed the change and lost.
2. One time i was racing a relative in a twin spark 147, and i was never able to live it down.
3. On at least 2 occasions, it had jumped out of reverse when backing up.
4. I may have not correctly put it into reverse, but it should go in anyway.
5. Sometimes on the freeway, i forget to change up to 5th.
6. That would never happen with a Selespeed, as it would change up on its own.
7. I had to change the oil in it once, as the crappy gearbox internals were wearing out.
8. I had to jack the car up, because the drain plug was located UNDER the gearbox.
9. Can you believe it, to change the oil, you have to get under the car to do it.
10. Then in Alfa Romeo's wisdom, i needed a special tool to undo the drain screw.
11. Instead of using a screw with a slot in it, so the home handyman can use a screw driver.
12. They use a torx or star or internal hexagon, most likely something only an Alfa Dealer has.
13. Then i drained the oil and got it all over me.
14. I looked in the workshop manual and it said i had to use a Tutula or Selenia.
15. Whats wrong with good old fashioned 80-90 gearbox mineral oil?
16. Then i had to replace the oil, and because the fill hole is in stupid position, i couldn't pour from the can!!
17. So then i had to buy an oil gun, just to put oil in the gearbox.
18. Then i checked the oil and it was as clean as the day it went in.
19. So this stupid gearbox has wasted even more of my time.
20. Then i was doing some work on the consul and the rubber gearbox rubber was falling apart.
21. Some rubber had fallen down into the shift mechanism under the car.
22. I had to vacumn the bits of rubber out of the shifter.
23. Why didn't they have a drain hole so that the rubber bits can fall out.
24. If i hadn't got to it in time, i wouldn't have been able to change gears.
So there we have 24 faults in an Alfa Romeo 156 gearbox, it would never happen with a BM Troubleyou, Colin.

[jimay3677]

ColCol, would love to bump into you one day, always offering advise and never critical of anybody... love your work.
Oz3, totally agree with you. Each alfa i've picked up was the best of the worst when purchase and a litany of abuse and poor maintenacne by previous owners. I found garden hose stuck over the end of a spark plug/coil...WTF. A little TLC and bang a totally transformed vehicle...

Alfa81, i too had given some thought about glueing some sponge or magnet on the side cover to catch the metal. Having had to clean it out twice in less than a year, hmmm I think my daughter may be missing her timing with the clutch. Considering that is a quick 30min job, i felt i'd prefer to know how much of the gears are being chewed up so thought against the idea. If you do go ahead, if you have an old hard drive, they use the rare earth ceramic magnets, which are small/thin and super strong...

Haha, that's exactly where I got magnets from, I'm wondering how to affix them to the outside of the end cover without them coming off, I'm thinking of using dynagrip dynasteel.

[jimay3677]

Hear what you are saying Alfa 81, i have also had a fair share of problems with the manual box in my 156, they include,
1. On about 3 occasions, when drag racing at the lights, i have beaten the 2nd gear synchro and fluffed the change and lost.
2. One time i was racing a relative in a twin spark 147, and i was never able to live it down.
3. On at least 2 occasions, it had jumped out of reverse when backing up.
4. I may have not correctly put it into reverse, but it should go in anyway.
5. Sometimes on the freeway, i forget to change up to 5th.
6. That would never happen with a Selespeed, as it would change up on its own.
7. I had to change the oil in it once, as the crappy gearbox internals were wearing out.
8. I had to jack the car up, because the drain plug was located UNDER the gearbox.
9. Can you believe it, to change the oil, you have to get under the car to do it.
10. Then in Alfa Romeo's wisdom, i needed a special tool to undo the drain screw.
11. Instead of using a screw with a slot in it, so the home handyman can use a screw driver.
12. They use a torx or star or internal hexagon, most likely something only an Alfa Dealer has.
13. Then i drained the oil and got it all over me.
14. I looked in the workshop manual and it said i had to use a Tutula or Selenia.
15. Whats wrong with good old fashioned 80-90 gearbox mineral oil?
16. Then i had to replace the oil, and because the fill hole is in stupid position, i couldn't pour from the can!!
17. So then i had to buy an oil gun, just to put oil in the gearbox.
18. Then i checked the oil and it was as clean as the day it went in.
19. So this stupid gearbox has wasted even more of my time.
20. Then i was doing some work on the consul and the rubber gearbox rubber was falling apart.
21. Some rubber had fallen down into the shift mechanism under the car.
22. I had to vacumn the bits of rubber out of the shifter.
23. Why didn't they have a drain hole so that the rubber bits can fall out.
24. If i hadn't got to it in time, i wouldn't have been able to change gears.
So there we have 24 faults in an Alfa Romeo 156 gearbox, it would never happen with a BM Troubleyou, Colin.

urm, not sure why you're directing such sarcasm at me?
You're saying I should expect gearbox internals to break and for the selespeed to not select 1st for no apparent reason? As I pointed out its a great car with zero issues apart from the sillyspeed. The JTS is known to burn oil but I don't have that issue and since I use vpower in all my cars unless it's not available the misfire does not happen.  It's a well known fact selespeeds are not that reliable, what do you suggest I do differently to avoid these issues? Go to another specialist to be told not to use the brake pedal? Rather than the novel you typed you could have just said I'm a moron, way less typing involved.

[colcol]

No harm intended, but just comparing a manual to a selespeed, and all the issues involved.
I have said it before, but Alfa should have made a full automatic available on the 4 cylinders, instead of the selespeed and had the selespeed as an option, they seemed to have managed to put a full automatic on the V-6, that doesn't have all the unreliability issues that the selespeed had, Colin.

[jimay3677]

Ok. It read like you were having a dig at me for complaining about little things.  I really love this car but have decided to sell it while I can. I can't drive anywhere without thinking "is this the day the selespeed will self implode and I'll be stuck on the side of the road needing to be towed" I've driven piles of junk cars that give me more confidence lol. I know the engine and everything else won't let me down but a running engine isn't much use if you have no gears. the scary thing about losing 4th is because in manual I could just quickly change gear where the selespeed will leave you in neutral for several seconds before it gives up. You can double shift to skip 4th but that doesn't help when the computer decides you're too dumb to downshift And does it for you while locking out any input. Likewise in most new manuals that I've driven 1st won't engage at high speeds. The selespeed just slams it in and this happens so often I'm now driving in city mode but that makes the no 1st when stopping happen 9 times out of 10 rather than 1 in 50. Manual mode should be just that. I've never not downshifted in a manual before the revs drop too much unless I've forgotten I'm in a manual and come to a full stop in 5th Which I've done twice in over 10 years. It's like some cars where the manufacturer left cruise off the manuals because people won't downshift when needed. The selespeed could have been great and I'm sure the newer ones are much better but not the early ones. Simple things like an engine driven pump, bigger accumulator that can handle five to seven shifts and less computer interference.

[colcol]

But Alfa Romeo had to start somewhere, and the first ones were not as good as the last ones, the development of the Selespeed brought us to the Twin Clutch Transmission, which is a pretty good piece of kit.
The issues the early Selespeeds had tarnished the reputation of the 147 - 156 series.
When you have issues with a car, you loose confidence and you are always worried it is going to leave you stranded, Colin.

[Craig_m67]

But Alfa Romeo had to start somewhere, and the first ones were not as good as the last ones, the development of the Selespeed brought us to the Twin Clutch Transmission...

Err, no.... Borg Warner brings Alfa to the TCT, in  much the same way Borg Warner begat the DSG for Volkswagen.  I imagine the Alfa version has some Marelli control bits bolted onto it though to keep the gods frustrated and selespeed tradition alive

[Cool Jesus]

Alfamelbs you're abskolutely on point with that last paragraph. It's the cuddle from time to time that differentiates a car owner from an Alfa owner. I do believe that it wasn't luck that you had zero issues with your sillyspeed, but it was your efforts at maintenance that kept it healthy. The ad was spot on as far as it not being a car, it's an Alfa. They have tight tolerances and are built to be driven not putter about in. As such it needs regular maintenance and the occasional cuddle. I... Yeah I've had to edit this rant a few times now, suffice to say that I doesn't need to cost $100s or $1000s to maintain your Alfa, you just have to care a little. If not get yourself another run of the mill mode of transport that never needs caring.

[Garibaldi]

Absolutely, there are people that buy these cars who don't understand them and don't provide the necessary love and care they need. Something goes wrong and they blame the car. I don't get it, why buy an Alfa if you are not a passionate driver, have a real interest in them and have the money to maintain them. 

[Cool Jesus]

I guess the muppets are just minding our future parts donors in a way. When I first read this thread it reminds me of the young bloke I helped out a week ago or so with a recent 98 gtv spider he bought for a grand. Absolute steal, yet not without its issues after 2 years of not seeing any road use. He's on his Ls, and assured me his dad had some tools for my visit  I turn up to find the tools, or lack of, were a small hodge podge of nothing really onły just barely enough to work on their bicycles. They had no mechanical idea and having fixed all there immediate problems and pointing out future issues, I left thinking damn they are way over their heads with that spider. For instance I pointed out some holes in the roof canopy that need attention, but it's water tight! So with my finger disappearing in and out of the tears, ah no, when you washed it the water has just run down the sides of the interior liner into the car. Oh can we patch it with something, my heart just sunk at that point thinking if only I had Fiume it before you guys. Anyways, there around and the jump on here occasionally to voice their ignorance. Better for us? Maybe, maybe not.

[Craig_m67]

Most people start with no experience, only passion.
A good teacher or leader will use that.

(... and tell them they're in over their heads, and on an expensive hiding to nowhere )

[Cool Jesus]

BWAH ha ha, yeah I should have said something but they were so happy 

[colcol]

As of now this topic has been read 808 times, i never thought that it would go for so long, and as ever, i am loving your experiences and passion for the Marque, keep the comments coming, Colin.

[alfakaif]

Nice... I totally agree... If you look after your Alfa, it will look after you...


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