While I feel sorry for this guy, I did find it quite funny the way he told the story!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0njJ5hmU9D4
I lost the will to live halfway through that tedious diatribe.
Also, is it just me, or did that bloke sound like Kevin Rudd??
I've got a funny feeling he might work for the taxation department. Could not get more than a third of the way through myself, yawn.
He is not a true Alfa Romeo owner, no passion, goes on like he purchased the wrong colored Corolla, no mention of Selespeed being serviced regulary, you come accross people like this sometimes, you wondered why they bought one, still prefer manuals, no pumps, accumulators or actuators, the only trouble i have with mine is the clutch actutor sometimes doesn't work properly when my left leg aches, Colin.
I made it about 25 seconds in. I'm keeping this link though for when I have trouble sleeping. Easier to source than narcotics.