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Title: odd spot
Post by: rain902 on March 22, 2007, 06:31:16 AM
from 'the age' 22.03.2007

ODD SPOT

Would you have your car serviced by this man? English mechanic Chris Donald, 38, admits to having sex with cars _ a recognised psychological condition called paraphilia, says The Sun. Donald, from the West Country, has had sex with more than 30 cars, two motorboats and a power-ski in the past 20 years, he says. He has a steady girlfriend...
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Scott Farquharson on March 22, 2007, 08:07:39 AM
How exactly does that work.....
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Post by: Joe Garra on March 22, 2007, 10:39:02 AM
I think it is essential that the exhaust is cold ;-)  Not that I'm talking from experience!
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Post by: alfagtv58 on March 22, 2007, 11:04:01 AM
I wouldnt feel comfortable leaving a Brera with him, but at least you could have your Sud serviced by him and feel safe it would not be abused!!!
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Sheldon McIntosh on March 22, 2007, 08:11:15 PM
I wonder if he prefers E-types or Edsels?
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Jekyll and Hyde on March 28, 2007, 06:04:45 PM
http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/intl/31424/Car_sex_fiend%E2%80%99s_exhaustive_confessions (http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/intl/31424/Car_sex_fiend%E2%80%99s_exhaustive_confessions)

Erm..... disturbing?  Whats even more disturbing again is... convicted of sex with pavements?
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Sheldon McIntosh on March 28, 2007, 06:11:23 PM
"Keep in mind the possibly sharp edge....."

Ouch.

Let alone with a pavement.   Ouch.

I used to ride a bike, so I've had gravel rash in many places.  But never.....
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Scott Farquharson on March 29, 2007, 12:04:14 PM
It is somehow disturbing we have a thread on this......
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Post by: branko.gt on March 29, 2007, 01:38:57 PM
Quote from: Scott Farquharson on March 29, 2007, 12:04:14 PM
It is somehow disturbing we have a thread on this......

Yet, you cannot keep away from it .....    :o

:D  :P
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Sheldon McIntosh on March 29, 2007, 04:51:41 PM
I can almost understand the bloke after watching the Shell-Ferrari video in another thread

http://www.alfaclubvic.org.au/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,68/topic,513.0/ (http://www.alfaclubvic.org.au/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,68/topic,513.0/)

God those two cars in the middle sound incredible.  what are they mid then late 60's/early 70's?  They sound sooo much better than the current F1's.  I wish they'd put in a few more F1 cars though, I thought the mid 80's turbo Ferrari F1 sounded pretty good at Phillip Island a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Scott Farquharson on March 30, 2007, 12:01:32 PM
Quote from: Sheldon Mcintosh on March 29, 2007, 04:51:41 PM
I can almost understand the bloke after watching the Shell-Ferrari video in another thread

http://www.alfaclubvic.org.au/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,68/topic,513.0/ (http://www.alfaclubvic.org.au/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,68/topic,513.0/)

God those two cars in the middle sound incredible.  what are they mid then late 60's/early 70's?  They sound sooo much better than the current F1's.  I wish they'd put in a few more F1 cars though, I thought the mid 80's turbo Ferrari F1 sounded pretty good at Phillip Island a couple of weeks ago.

I know - that is also disturbing....
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Stuart Thomson on April 17, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
Taking your car in for service takes on a whole new meaning!
Title: Re: odd spot
Post by: Scott Farquharson on April 18, 2007, 09:34:33 AM
What does that make the mechanic?