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Alfa Island photo caption competition
« on: March 17, 2010, 10:31:42 AM »
Hi guys,

Gary Pearce sent this photo of me and my car and put a call out for captions.

From Gary:
- If you had a bigger exhaust pipe........I would make love to you.
- And how are you this morning...sleep well?
- I promise I won't come in the cabin........ again.
- Do you think you can run at 2.15 again all day  today? If so there is a trophy for you.

Phil:
- No really, your bum doesn’t look big with the new yellow racing stripes
- I know I am wearing a Vespa t-shirt, but I promise it doesn’t mean anything to me
- Were all those other race cars picking on you because you still have a number plate.....we can fix that (related to Gary trying to convince me to join Group S with my car)

Me:
- Yew shure got a purty mouth.
- Don't listen to a word Gary says.  I wont let him hurt you (regarding Group S)

Feel free to have a crack everyone.  I expect Sheldon will be all over this.

Cheers,
Marco.
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 11:04:29 AM »
- "I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to hurt you. Do you forgive me?"
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 11:35:32 AM »
its ok i know your not quicker than sheldon's 90, but you are far more beautiful.
You do not thats it is what you look like that counts not whats on the inside.
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 01:32:10 PM »
“It’s OK we’ll go slow for the first lap, and then you might even learn to enjoy it”
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 01:57:11 PM »
But I do love you, ill even buy you some new shoes (tyres)
'as he walks out he thinks' cars are just like women always after ur hip pocket but  ur always happy to oblige
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 02:46:48 PM »
Marco is saying:

"Hey B%tch, time to get out of bed and do some hard#ss racing"


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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 03:00:39 PM »
"I wasn't looking at that woman's VW bonnet!  I only have eyes for you ..."
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 03:13:38 PM »
Where's my motor?!?
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 03:31:06 PM »
Quote
It’s OK we’ll go slow for the first lap, and then you might even learn to enjoy it”

Not only that i will love & respect you in the morning
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 06:02:46 PM »
who needs words when you can have music. i think the lyrics sum up this photo perfectly

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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 06:24:04 PM »
Good, it didn't rust away over night.
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 06:49:42 PM »
"Stripes need to be wider and in the middle, then Gary might take the wrong one home and I finally get a Red one ...  I need more tape"
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alfagtv100 (Biggus)

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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 11:34:15 PM »
Is that the best you can do?
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alfagtv100 (Biggus)

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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2010, 11:40:26 PM »
Just kidding.  Great stuff.
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Re: Alfa Island photo caption competition
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 12:35:21 AM »
I almost didnt recognise you...with those sexy stripes...how about a garage of our own?

or

Yeah...It was my first time too
Yeah...I love you too