Well there's a few hours of my life I'll never get back

You never can tell, can you? Here's the ad.. go have a laugh
http://tinyurl.com/6btrm8Remembering that
'full service history' means no stamp at 20, 60, 100 or 120 (though did have receipts for 120);
'brilliant' and 'immaculate' means couldn't even be bothered washing it; had been keyed down one side
New tyres maybe, but different tyres front and back
'very smooth' means rough, not willing to rev
Recalcitrant gear changes; 1st and reverse tricky to get into
Brakes way too grippy, and squealing
Audible rattle over bumps, from outside the car, 'probably just a loose bolt'

Had done minor services himself ('used' to be an apprentice mechanic)
Ding ding! warning bells everywhere
A/C worked though

And he went from $11,999 (already reduced) to $9k flat
Pity, but at least now I've driven 2

PS: I've not owned a commodore, falcon, magna or camry in my life (apologies to those who own and love theirs though!)